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Joke of the Day
"Who called them Drinking Buddies and not Palcoholics"
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"You're 35 weeks pregnant and gonna make me do math?"
"What's the best part of dating 29 year olds? There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)"
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world... Those who understand binary, and those who don't."
"Just realized why women love shoes over clothing, because no matter how much weight they gain, the shoes still fit."
"Tell me how Dora can be completely bilingual at the age of five, but can't find a stupid apple on a tree behind her?"
"I've got a job defusing landmines. It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet."
"There's safety in numbers. Tell that to 6 million Jews."
"My new dentist called me back in to make another mold of my teeth. Needless to say he made a terrible 1st impression."
"You dig ,I dig, she dig, he dig, we dig, they dig. It's not a great poem but it's very deep."