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Joke of the Day
"Who called them Drinking Buddies and not Palcoholics"
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"What do you call a Mexican Disney Princess? A Taco Belle."
"What's the difference between a pizza and a gym teacher? A pizza can actually feed a family of four."
"What did the triangle say to the circle? Why are you so pointless?"
"My essay on sick, long necked mammals had lots of errors in it. My teacher said it was a rough giraffe."
"BREAKING NEWS Justin Bieber said... And I quote, ""Only God can Judge me!"" THIS JUST IN ...Apparently I'm God."
"Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming? Crackers always leave crumbs."
"Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The Bartender says, ""Hey, Rene, you want a scotch?"" Descartes replies, ""No, I think not."" And then he vanishes. No dice."
"Pepsi? Pep*no*."
"What do they call the lottery in Africa? Celebrity adoption."