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Joke of the Day

"How many apples grow on a tree? All of them."

"What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt? After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture."

"A black man walks into a bar and takes a seat He also takes a pen, a mug and $200 in cash."

"What runs forever and never dies? An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now."

"Apple fitness products don't work. I tried the iHop and it only made me gain weight."

"A Polish Man Invented The Toilet Seat A few days later, a German decided to cut a hole in it."

"I don't trust chairs. They just don't sit right with me."

"So you're in bed... So you're in bed with a hot girl to the right side of you and a gay man to the left of you. Who would you turn to face? be careful with whom you chose"

"What do lawyers and sperm have in common? Both have a 1 in 2 millon chance of being a person someday."

"I was telling people about my Mona Lisa joke... but I wasn't getting much of a smile about it."