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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt? After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture."

"What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty"

"You never really see how toxic someone is until you breathe fresher air."

"Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?. Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac."

"You've never been truly drunk until you've had to use a bar-stool as a walker to get home."

"It's weird that gasoline smells good but tastes amazing"

"A husband and wife were found smothered in their bed... Detectives called it the pillow case..."

"How does a vampire get through life with only one fang? He has to grin and bare it."

"I can swallow two pieces of string and make them come out an hour later tied together I SHIT YOU KNOT"

"I felt shit today My finger went through the toilet paper"