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Joke of the Day

"Apple fitness products don't work. I tried the iHop and it only made me gain weight."

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"Logic What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album? Their response Flexicution"
"Dead babies What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees!"
"I wonder if back street boys have there own lunch room? a Bac-a-teria.THANK YOU ,THANK YOU VERY MUCH LADIES AND GERMS."
"What did the square say to the root? ""Radical"""
"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking when you smack it."
"Anybody ever taken a Billy may's poop everytime you think it's over it's like but wait there's more"
"And the Oscar goes to... Jail."
"Meanwhile India is just blown away that you can get Britain to leave by voting"
"Heard of a joke that made people hate me. It's called the game."