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Joke of the Day
"I don't trust chairs. They just don't sit right with me."
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"What kind of Bees make milk? Boobies."
"Did you guys hear about the homeopath who forgot to take his meds? He died of an overdose."
"What's the award for being the world's best dentist? A little plaque."
"Q: What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade? A: The letter ""m."""
"Can you help me with this problem? X+U=25 I think X=15, because U sure are a 10."
"What do New York McDonald's employees and people who read Ulysses have in common? Liberal Arts Degrees."
"Why do bakers go into business? Because they knead the dough"
"Apparently if your girlfriend or wife ever says ""if anything happens to me, I want you to meet someone new...."" ""anything"" doesn't include getting stuck in traffic."
"NSFW What do jesus and girls have in common? The expression on their faces when they got nailed."