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Joke of the Day

"So you're in bed... So you're in bed with a hot girl to the right side of you and a gay man to the left of you. Who would you turn to face? be careful with whom you chose"

"Q)What is the condition when a cat loses it eye-sight after being beaten? A)Cat-a-rekt!"

"What is a Nazi's favorite bird? Q: What's a Nazi's favorite bird? A: Austrich"

"What's the sound of a water truck hitting a vinegar truck? KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"What's it called when you get a boner on a movie set? A direction"

"Shamrocks are the most dishonest of all the rocks."

"how many calories are in a horse"

"The difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb You can unscrew a lightbulb."

"I didn't realize how religious the Japanese are. Always asking me if I have a pray station at home."

"Why do they call it a ""shit-eating grin""? I don't think I'd be smiling if I was eating shit."