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Joke of the Day

"A Polish Man Invented The Toilet Seat A few days later, a German decided to cut a hole in it."

"I made a list on how to do an impersonation of Victor Meldrew a) Don't b) Leave it"

"Tried to go for anal with my gf without talking about it She says, ""that's a dick move"""

"Why are bananas so popular? Because they have appeal"

"Where is the best place to eat on a leap day? IHOP"

"Difference between a 14 year old girl and a Volvo? I don't have a Volvo BOUND AND GAGGED IN MY BASEMENT"

"So, are you a sub? *he looks into my eyes* What do you mean, like a sandwich?"

"Kissing is weird as hell. ""Um I really like you so I'm going to taste the inside of your face for a little while."""

"How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car? He didn't"

"old man gets a call from his wife wife: ""stay off the highway. I'm watching the news and there's a maniac driving into oncoming traffic!"" old man: ""it's worse than you think! I see hundreds of them!"""