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Joke of the Day
"59 thousand years ago, six sapiens were bathing and rubbing each other No homo tho"
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"How do you get a woman from to be, to bed? Give her the D."
"I keep a photo of my mother flexing inside the charm of my necklace Because she is a strong, in the pendant woman"
"estoy embarazada - Mi amor, estoy embarazada. Que te gustaria que fuera? - Una broma?."
"It must be 1929... Because my econ homework has me in a severe depression."
"What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside? An un-in."
"if i was the one who drove the titanic i bet i could have hit at least 3 ice bergs before it sank"
"If u want to sound smart just make up coding languages. Like ""yeah I know DeltaCube, 17v and Amorph,"" literally nobody will know theyre fake"
"The next version of Android oughta be called Nuts. That way I can tell everyone that they're holding an Android with its nuts in their hand."