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Joke of the Day

"I keep a photo of my mother flexing inside the charm of my necklace Because she is a strong, in the pendant woman"

"Q: When driving through fog what should you use? A: Your car."

"9 out of 10 men prefer a girl with a big butt. The 10th man prefers the other 9 men."

"Koi Fish always travel in groups of four That's because while the A Koi, the B Koi and the C Koi escape. The predator will always go after the D Koi"

"A man was at the end of a bar... and then he went to the next one."

"I have a Stepladder.. I never knew my real Ladder"

"Life is that reality show character wearing a leopard print caftan saying ""Yer either gonna love me or hate me, I just tell it like it is"""

"I just lost my virginity! And so did my 6-year old sister."

"What happened to the man who had a Disney character lodged up his rectum? He had the Mickey taken out of him"

"So my close friends kid wanted to be Batman. So a murdered his parents after giving them tickets to the opera. He doesn't seem so keen now."