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Joke of the Day

"I keep a photo of my mother flexing inside the charm of my necklace Because she is a strong, in the pendant woman"

"Fun game: Take pictures with your camera sound turned up when someone comes into the bathroom stall next to yours."

"I asked a Southeast-Asian-looking elderly gentleman if he was from Thailand. He said, ""Yeah, Siam."""

"My favorite Irish Joke. Two Irish men walk out of a bar."

"SCIENCE FACT: if you took all of the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die."

"Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi? Because attachments are forbidden"

"What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains? The ocean"

"i don't think women should stay in the kitchen... i mean, how are they supposed to clean the rest of the house from there?"

"Why was Jesus so ripped? because he did crossfit..."

"Why does the little mermaid where sea shells? 'Cause the B-shells were too small."