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Joke of the Day

"If u want to sound smart just make up coding languages. Like ""yeah I know DeltaCube, 17v and Amorph,"" literally nobody will know theyre fake"

"My friend is a professional sleep-walker. He's just livin the dream."

"I put the ____ in a much larger segment of _____________________."

"gf: i'm breaking up with you. me: is it my drinking habits? gf: well it... me: *interrupts with empty cup straw-sipping noise for 2 minutes*"

"This one will make your taste-buds tingle! ""What does a nosy pepper do?"" ""It gets jalapeno business."""

"BLIND KIDS: Lady Gaga looks like what a chicken sounds like."

"Why did the Dollar note become 4 Quarters? Because it wanted ""to change"". *ducks*"

"The Bible would be more believable if Adam was tempted by a slice of pizza instead."

"Mathematically, the difference between Jelly and Jam is... = J(elly - am)"

"You know what they say about prostitution? It's not really work if you love who you do."