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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a woman from to be, to bed? Give her the D."
Next Joke
"I got my IQ test results back today They were negative."
"Doctor: ""I need to draw some blood."" Me: ""Okay."" Doctor: ""Do you have a red crayon I could borrow?"""
"Soon we'll all have to sign an apartment lease, sign up for electricity, and water, and cable, and school didn't teach any of this."
"My dick is like news... ...because it passes from mouth to mouth."
"What do you call someone with a large head? The headmaster."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because YOLO"
"Want to hear about the worst blowjob I ever had? It was awesome"
"why does a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer? she can clean her crack and sell it again"
"why did princess Diana cross the road? she wasnt wearing her seatbelt...."