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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a woman from to be, to bed? Give her the D."
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"My neighbours are loud and obnoxious. Now I know how Canada feels."
"Her: I have a marathon coming. Me: Ooh, which show?"
"I've removed swim with dolphins from my bucket list. Mainly cos I can't swim and drowning with dolphins doesn't have quite the same appeal."
"I'm sorry. I know I said hi, but I wasn't really prepared for any follow-up conversation."
"I've decided to marry a pencil. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B."
"Text from husband: Where are you at? Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions."
"A man was fishing in the jungle. After a while another angler came to join him. ""Have you had any bites?"" asked the second man. ""Yes lots"" replied the first one ""but they were all mosquitoes."""
"What do you call a black persons toe? Ghetto"
"*Unplugs your smart car to charge phone"