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Joke of the Day

"The next version of Android oughta be called Nuts. That way I can tell everyone that they're holding an Android with its nuts in their hand."

"What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile? * Rolls * Rice"

"Hey girl, are you an F5 key? Cause that ass is refreshing."

"I would post a joke about cosmetics But I can't seem to make up one"

"There's never been a single day in my life when I thought to myself "" thank god the cops are here"""

"Arrgh! These be some pirate jokes. Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated Arrrrrgggghhhh What is a pirates favorite letter? Most think it's Arrrrgh but, it is really the Sea(c)."

"I need to pick up a random hunky guy in a bar, bring him home, have him invite a friend, and THEN mention that I need furniture rearranged"

"What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door? A nun with a spear through her head."

"All International Pilots need to know English. But middle eastern pilots only need to know how to say Allahu Akbar."

"What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head? It knocked him cold."