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Joke of the Day
"if i was the one who drove the titanic i bet i could have hit at least 3 ice bergs before it sank"
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"My lesbian sister told me that most girls are like spaghetti noodles Straight until you get them wet."
"Call me crazy, but the last person who did is still in a full body cast, so it's up to you."
"Wanna go out with me? Make an awkward face for yes. Name the entire periodic table for no."
"What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped"
"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump? Trump wears more makeup."
"I love Ebay. Sold my homing pigeon 8 times last month."
"My buddy is awesome at grilling steaks. They are all very well done"
"How do you make Holy Water? You boil the Hell out of it."
"""Mary had a little lamb. had."" -wolf"