25322
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside? An un-in."
Next Joke
"It's not a relationship until you argue about whose turn it is to apologize."
"""How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?"" Doesn't follow instructions very well."
"Don't you hate it when you meet a hot girl who says she's ""bi""... ...then the next morning you realize she meant ""polar""."
"My coworker said my clothes looked gay. I responded with ""Well they did come out of the closet today."""
"What tastes..[NSFW] What tastes better on Pizza than on Pussy? Crust."
"I'm always terrified when someone knocks on the door while I'm home alone as if murderers and burglars knock first"
"What did 0 say to 8 ? Nice belt"
"So I was dating this girl... ...she was so posh, every time she had an orgasm she'd scream: ""I'm arriving!"""
"How do you tell which potato on the street corner is the prostitute? It has a sticker on it that says ""Idaho."""