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Joke of the Day
"What's Christmas called in England ? Yule Britannia !"
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"What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen?? Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)"
"How do you know which tree is the jew? It doesn't drop apples."
"What do you call a woman without a dick in her mouth? Useless!!! (Just kidding)"
"It's funny because it's true So a catholic priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer. the end"
"What did Barack say to Michelle when he proposed? I don't want to be Obama self."
"Me: *pooping with the door open* Olive Garden Mgr: ""I know what the slogan says ma'am, we aren't THAT kind of family."""
"Bob suddenly realized his wife had fallen off her horse Which was quite a relief as just an hour ago he'd thought he'd gone deaf"
"How many militant feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick."
"People can be so easy to read. Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime."