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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen?? Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)"

"When did John McEnroe arrive at Wimbledon? About tennish."

"Texting was a great solution to talking. But now replying to texts is exhausting so I'm done with all communication I guess."

"Give me ambiguity or give me something else."

"I've never seen squirrels fucking, but they've never seen me fucking either, so we have that in common."

"*Buys map of world, pins it up on wall* *Throws dart, swears to visit wherever it lands* *Visits the middle of the Atlantic Ocean*"

"Can you take a bath if you have diarrhea? Yes, if you have enough."

"Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone? Because he has to cosign"

"What does a sassy ghost say? Boo you whore"

"why do i love bananas so much? they have a peel"