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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Trump and Hitler? Hitler never raped a 13 year old."

"What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US? A start."

"If your cat brings home a dead bird and presents it to you, don't be rude. Take a little bite."

"What's worse than finding a hole in your condom? Finding a condom in your hole."

"Student: I'll never be good at geography. Geography teacher: Not with that latitude!"

"Why did China write such a shit constitution? Because two Wongs can't make a right!"

"Me: Rest assured I will go to the grave with your secret. Pat: Thank you. Me: Unfortunately so will my golfing buddies."

"Actually, Kara, love is an illusion created by chemical reactions. The most powerful force in the world is the invisible hand of the market."

"The church are upset about a new type of Heroin, called ""Jesus"" They hate it when people take the Lord's name in vein."

"Why does North Korea have the highest literacy rate? Because Kim Jong-un is supreme reader!"