191934
Joke of the Day
"If your cat brings home a dead bird and presents it to you, don't be rude. Take a little bite."
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"A white lie: ""No dear, your bum doesn't look big in those jeans""."
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"Dark humour is like dead children.. - it never gets old."
"My ex wife still misses me BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER"
"Love you in different language English..... I Love You Spanish..... Te Amo French...... Je T'aime German...... Ich Liebe Dich Redneck..... Nice Tits"