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Joke of the Day
"Student: I'll never be good at geography. Geography teacher: Not with that latitude!"
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"What's the best thing about finger blasting a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free"
"I like my women like I like my corn. On the cob, I mean on my junk, I mean I didn't think this joke through"
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"What do you call a fake friend? a faux!"
"What's a cats favorite song? 3 blind mice"
"What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border? Iran!"
"Why is a horny walrus the same as a Tupperware enthusiast? They're both looking for a tight seal"
"Q: What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn? A: Get off."
"Fast and Furious [NSFW] I asked my girlfriend to give me road head and we got into an accident. I guess next time I should be the one driving."