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Joke of the Day

"When a black guy pulls a knife on me on the subway I remind him he doesn't have to feed into racial stereotypes. Then I usually get stabbed."

"I like my sex like I like my banana trees If it won't bear fruit, it's not appealing."

"Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant? They couldn't get his bonepart"

"I went to take an online ADHD test today... but gave up quickly because it was stupid and boring."

"What's the difference between snow tires and black people? The snow tires still work when you take the chains off."

"What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair? Parachute"

"British politics is like a gym. Everyone laughs when they see youkip."

"What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile? A carpet."

"What do you call a fat magician? A 4-chin teller."

"Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed? She couldn't find a knife large enough to apply the bed spread."