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Joke of the Day
"Why does North Korea have the highest literacy rate? Because Kim Jong-un is supreme reader!"
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"Is it just me or are there other personal pronouns?"
"And if you can't be with the one you love, eat because you're bored."
"A dyslexic man.. A Dyslexic man walks into a bra."
"""I have something I'd like to get off my chest."" - Guy with three nipples"
"how do you get from floor to roof? smoke an L and look in the mirror"
"Odd how all the intelligent life finding instruments' are pointed away from earth."
"(NSFW) Last night I tried to hit the ceiling with my jizz, but just like every night, I was unsuccessful. It was one of my many shortcomings"
"I miss the good old days when boot camp was for soldiers, not pudgy sorority girls attempting to get in shape for Spring Break."
"Some people are glistening beacons of nope."