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Joke of the Day

"What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US? A start."

"Did you know that 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, I live next to a 10 year old girl with a fat ass."

"WIFE: Please take the trash out ME: Ok *later that night* ME: I'm having a nice time TRASH: Wow, the food here is spicy AF"

"House is a good doctor. He's also got a good heart. He should let his friends see the real him. But he's scared."

"How many reddit offices does it take to screw you in a light bulb? yishan"

"Chris Christie stopped running... Go figure"

"Mind over matter they told me... Thanks for the gold stranger! *edit* Front page! Much wow!"

"Whats blue and doesn't fit anymore A dead epileptic"

"Why did Snoop Dogg get arrested? Embezzlement"

"McDonald's being the official restaurant of the Olympics is like smoking being the official medicine of cancer."