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Joke of the Day
"Why did China write such a shit constitution? Because two Wongs can't make a right!"
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"'I've never done this on a first date before' I say as I start vacuuming his place"
"How do you make an egg laugh? Tell it a yolk."
"""I loves hows you've done me spinach Doc!"" Popeye tells his host. Hannibal winks. ""The secret is to add a bit of Olive Oil."""
"You know what really grinds my gears? Oxidation"
"The jerk store called. Instead of texting. Typical"
"i put the ""alcohol"" in ""me"""
"*opens door to show you my enormous stash of apples* ""The doctors will attack soon, and I will be the only one prepared."""
"Don't hear many Limerick jokes any more. So I wrote one. There was a man named Johnathan Hicks, who liked to write limericks. But his Poems were crude, and many lewd, so his balls were often kicked."
"I don't know what to do when someone yells stop Is it hammer time? Is it in the name of love? Do I collaborate and listen?"