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Joke of the Day

"Actually, Kara, love is an illusion created by chemical reactions. The most powerful force in the world is the invisible hand of the market."

"I have decided I will never get down to my original weight. Besides 7.5 pounds is unrealistic anyway."

"Blair Walsh tried to commit suicide after the game But he couldn't even kick the chair out from under himself"

"What do you call a shy, soft-spoken hipster? mumblr"

"In an alternate universe, humans with an extra cromossome are gods, each responsible for a physical property. It has been this way since the Down of time."

"What kind of car does a pirate drive? A Yarrrrrrrrris."

"Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you."

"In hell all the ball pits are filled with legos."

"A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th Grade. Which one is the sexiest? HAA HAA HAA............... The blonde, because she's the only one who's 18."

"Jokes There are 30 cows in a field 28 chickens. How many didn't?"