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Joke of the Day
"What does a German use to polish his trumpet? Toot tonic"
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"women wearing veils at their wedding arent fooling anybody. you invited us to this shit we know its you under there. cut the crap lady"
"If any pandas are reading this: neat!"
"If you can't hear me it's because I'm in parentheses."
"Unroll wrapping paper. Shoo cat away Turn to get gift Shoo cat away Get tape Dammit cat Get tape Wrap up cat Wrap up gift Pet cat"
"Teacher to Student...? Conjugate the verb ""to walk"" in simple present. The student: I walk. You walk .... The teacher intruptes him: Quicker please. The student: I run. You run ..."
"I sold my homing pigeon 8 times last month on eBay."
"What does Lenin say when he his angry? I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx."
"The morning after a long night of drinking, I went to buy a flower arrangement. The guy at the counter asked me if I had been drinking. I said, ""No. I woke up like this. Florist."""
"How many frat brahs does it take to screw in a light bulb? None- it's already lit, fam"