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Joke of the Day
"which 2 insects are the most foolish? ant-ticks"
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"*gives date flowers* Here. I murdered these plants for you."
"""the immaturity and the copying are my main issues"" I say in a whiny voice as my wife storms out of the counsellors office"
"Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it... But those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it! **Credits to Rob Denbleyker of Cyanide & Happiness**"
"Me: ""Could you show me where the self-help books are?"" Librarian: ""No."""
"Assistant: Uh sir? Your personalized jean jacket is very cool but it looks like the store screwed up. It says STAN on the back. Satan: WHAT"
"Who is a golfers favorite singer? ...birdy :P"
"I think I'm gonna shave my legs so that there's less wind resistance when I run to the fridge for a beer."
"They say kids grow up fast but I just licked my thumb & wiped my son's face so parents grow up fast too. I've already become my grandmother."
"Another International Ninja Day went completely unnoticed."