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"If any pandas are reading this: neat!"
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"What does Subway and a Hollywood Tranny have in common? Both offer $5 dollar Foot Longs I'll be here all week cause my car broke down by the shakeys next the aqueduct"
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"I found my first gray pube the other day. It was in a kebab."
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"Facebook is a good reminder that I went to school with idiots."