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Joke of the Day
"If any pandas are reading this: neat!"
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"When someone says ""Happy New Years"" I wonder, how many years are they talking about?"
"If Taylor Swift wasn't a famous singer, I bet she'd be crazy fucking annoying on Facebook."
"Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange? They thought she might have been slipped a woofie."
"What do you call someone who photographs fish? A school shooter"
"I have a bumper sticker that says ""Honk if you think I'm sexy!"" Then I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself!"
"The dyslexic, agnostic Insomniac. He lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog."
"A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument."
"What happened to the Chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He smashed his nose"
"What shouldn't you do at a funeral? The corpse."