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Joke of the Day

"Teacher to Student...? Conjugate the verb ""to walk"" in simple present. The student: I walk. You walk .... The teacher intruptes him: Quicker please. The student: I run. You run ..."

"What do you call a sterile fruit? A cantaloupe."

"One time I intentionally asked a thin woman ""when she was due"" because I was bored. So yeah, I guess you could say I'm into extreme sports."

"her: what's your sign? im a cancer me [never heard of astrology before]: im a aids"

"One direction should be renamed 0.8 Direction"

"What spell does a Hogwarts student use when they pregnant? fetus deletus!"

"What are the Fine Brothers favorite elements? The noble gases because they don't react"

"knock knock Who's there? Pill. Pill who? Pill Cosby."

"What kind of movies do pirates watch? ARRRR Rated Movies!"

"What questioned started the Holocaust? What would you do for a Klondike Bar?"