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Joke of the Day

"There's no ""i"" in ""team"" but there are like millions of other words with ""i"" in them so what's the big deal about ""team"" anyway?"

"Is Yoda's last name Lay-he-hoo?"

"Two chicken are gossiping... And one of them says to the other: ""You know Brad?"" ""Yeah."" ""He's a total dick."""

"""Doctor, I'm afraid of people yelling letters of the alphabet at me."" THERAPIST: Oh! You are? WHY???"

"A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him ""Are you a bear?"" ""Yes"" ""What are you doing at the movies ?"" ""Well I liked the book!"""

"Ah, spring is here. Time to open the windows and remind my neighbors that I know every word to the ""Grease"" soundtrack."

"Just saw 666 on a license plate and, in case you guys were wondering, Satan drives a Jeep."

"If you really want to impress me with the year a bottle of wine was made, bring me one from 2024...."

"Comas make a big difference in a sentence. For example: Ben is in a hurry. Ben is in a coma."

"Why did the redneck Father walk his kid to school? They were in the same grade!!"