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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my news... Without an opinion"
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"I used to think I was homophobic. It turns out that I was just afraid of monsters in the closet."
"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat."
"I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there."
"When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb"
"If I was a quotation mark, I'd be a single quotation mark."
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"If a woman with big boobs works at Hooters where does a woman with one leg work? IHOP"
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"[My Wedding] Me: I do Guests: Awww Me: Or do I? Guests: Ooooo"