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Joke of the Day

"If you really want to impress me with the year a bottle of wine was made, bring me one from 2024...."

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"What is the difference between a teacher and a train? Teacher says ""spit out that gum!"" But a train says ""choo! Choo!"""
"[aquarium exit] Excuse me ma'am, would you mind opening your bag? I beg your pardon?! OPEN YOUR BAG *opens bag and reveals two penguins*"
"I used to live in a tea cup I know what you're thinking, pour you"
"TIFU by sleeping with my Crush Now there's orange soda all over my bed. :("
"When you realize... The Ghostbusters (2016) budget was 153 million dollars. *facepalm*"
"Kia or Nokia? There is a company called Kia and a company called no Kia. I'm not sure who to believe..."
"Research shows vacuum cleaners can cause hearing loss. ""You should absolutely get rid of that monster,"" said one furry, panting scientist."
"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he."
"Have you heard about the shampoo crisis in jamaica? It's dreadful"
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