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Joke of the Day
"Comas make a big difference in a sentence. For example: Ben is in a hurry. Ben is in a coma."
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"Just cause something is your middle name doesn't mean you do it all the time. My middle name is sexhaver. Lol ok, bad example, but"
"I'd like to drown my sorrows. But I can't convince my wife to go swimming."
"I ordered the special at a gay Chinese restaurant... The first course was the cream of summ yun gai"
"What flavor gum does the President prefer? Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border"
"ME: I hate the Kentucky Derby. You get all dressed up and excited and the whole thing only lasts 15 seconds WIFE: Oh is that right"
"Two Mexicans What do you call two Mexicans in the back of a fire truck? Jose and Hose B"
"Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire? A Snowman."
"What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUUUUNNNGGGGGG"
"Who's paying for Trump's wall? EveryJuan"