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Joke of the Day

"Why did the redneck Father walk his kid to school? They were in the same grade!!"

"Perms are just rad skateparks for lice."

"These generic frosted flakes are ooooooookay."

"Why was the salt upset. Because his best friend went to join the peperami."

"What do you call a female driver? Carol."

"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those that understand Binary and those that don't."

"I saw a pirate finally purchase Adobe Photoshop. He handed the cashier a hook and a peg."

"How is there not an STD Clinic called, ""Clap on Clap off""?"

"What did the topic sentence say to the evidence? Why aren't you supporting me?"

"Did you hear about the steering-wheel belt? It's driving me nuts"