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Joke of the Day

"Just saw 666 on a license plate and, in case you guys were wondering, Satan drives a Jeep."

"[sees co-worker the next day after failing to kill him on purge night] mondays am i right?"

"I like my drinks like I like my women With big cups."

"What are the Fine Brothers favorite elements? The noble gases because they don't react"

"Why does everyone like the KKK? Cause they're the best!"

"If Daryl doesn't get laid this season, I'm gonna have to say that this documentary is fake. #TheWalkingDead"

"Why did the thief take a bath? To get a clean getaway"

"What university did Lil Jon go to? YAAAAAAAAALE"

"Why did the cow slap the bull? He didn't play well with udders."

"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus Because it wasn't born yesterday"