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Joke of the Day

"A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him ""Are you a bear?"" ""Yes"" ""What are you doing at the movies ?"" ""Well I liked the book!"""

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"Tonight I'm having a party for people who struggle to reach an orgasm just lemme know if you can't come"
"New TomTom voice over I got a new TomTom and changed his voice to Chewbacca. Left is BRRRRRRRRRRR and right is BRRRRRRRRRRR And when I'm at my distination : i still dont know"
"If you ever see three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument a bank has just been robbed"
"So, I was talking to my friend who runs a scrap yard. I asked how business was... ... He replied: ""pretty good, I've seen a bit of a pickup recently."""
"Relationship Status: changing locks"
"Smokers are humans too Just not for so long"
"What do you call a crazy person wearing pantaloons? A pantalunatic."
"Waiter: Is Pepsi okay? Coke: everybody cares to ask about Pepsi. Nobody asks how I am *coke storms off angrily*"
"Hubby: ""Why don't you ever tell me when you have an orgasm?"" Wife: ""I don't want to bother you while you are at work."""