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Joke of the Day

"Why did god give Women legs? So they didn't leave slug trails. My father told me that when I was 8 years old."

"How many comedians does it take to change a light bulb? Dunno. Never been able to get them past the question."

"Why Beyonce? Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..."

"Hillary Is Like Francium... Take her *elect*ron away and she won't blow up have of America."

"Kinky is when you bring a feather into the bedroom. Perverted is when you bring the whole chicken."

"How do people approach their crush I don't even have the guts to ask for an extra ketchup in McDonald's?"

"Has anyone heard of the movie 'Constipation'? No because it hasn't come out yet. Huehuehuehuehue"

"Her: Let's read your horoscope... Do you believe in astrology? Me: No. That's such a scam. Well, at least that's what my psychic says."

"Knock knock new fone who dis"

"The lady helping my wife design a dining room table handed me a note reading ""blink if you're being held against your will"""