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Joke of the Day

"Hillary Is Like Francium... Take her *elect*ron away and she won't blow up have of America."

"What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons? One porks women the other un-porks them."

"I was going to post a chemistry joke But then I thought ""Na, they won't like it"""

"What is the slowest racehorse in the world ? A clotheshorse !"

"Stevie Wonder walks into a bar... and a chair, and a table."

"I used to think revenge was a dish best served cold... But now I know it actually means ""getting back at somebody""."

"Today at work, at my desk, my boss offered me a handjob... It's okay though, I'm self employed."

"I decided... I decided to make my password ""incorrect"" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, ""Your password is incorrect."""

"There's a secret menu item at McDonald's but you can't order it, you can only get it by acting like a jerk. (Cheeseburger wiped on shoe)"

"The rabbi really messed up that circumcision... It was a total rip-off."