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Joke of the Day

"The lady helping my wife design a dining room table handed me a note reading ""blink if you're being held against your will"""

"Knock knock. Who's there? Benjamin. Benjamin Who? Yes, Benjamin Netanya Who."

"If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Mexican name?"

"How is crossing an intersection like going to jail? If you're a white man, you're free to walk."

"Guys! The Ultimate Warrior Is Not Dead! He just decided to return to Parts Unkown."

"The hardest thing about being a pedophile Is trying to fit in"

"My website just crashed from a huge influx of traffic today... I wonder why so many people are interested in my superb owl, today of all days. I mean, he's really great and all, but he's just an owl."

"My wife told me she thinks men in camouflage look sexy... I just can't see it."

"If you wanna go and take a ride with me with three women in the floor with the goat cheese."

"The problem with psychotic cab drivers. They drive me crazy."