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Joke of the Day

"How do people approach their crush I don't even have the guts to ask for an extra ketchup in McDonald's?"

"Showerthought: We should make an online dating site called eBae."

"Cows What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean Beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mom."

"Hillary should make Bernie the ambassador to Japan. His knowledge of harpooning whales will definitely help bridge the cultural divide."

"What's the difference between a seal and a sealion? An electron"

"I'm really into Chomsky, Noam sayin'?"

"As our exhausted bodies lay down on the bed... She turned to me and said, ""What do you think of post-sex?"" ""I can't say I've ever fucked a letter box."" I replied."

"""I'm too important too attend the training on the new system. When I need to get in it you can walk me through it each time"" ~Management"

"How can you avoid clickbait? Not like this."

"Sharks could be very gentle lovers. We don't know."