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Joke of the Day
"Kinky is when you bring a feather into the bedroom. Perverted is when you bring the whole chicken."
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"*Knock Knock* Me: Who is it? Police: Police. Me:What do u want? Police: To talk. Me: How many r u? Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other."
"Why does Eatern Europe always fail their test? Because they're always russian to finnish first."
"Thought of a Chuck Norris joke today. This user no longer exists."
"What do you call a Black Guy surrounded by 5 White Guys? Toby"
"*Buying flowers* Sales girl: Would you like the receipt? Me: Sure! If they don't work, I'll be bringing them back."
"Life is all about perspective The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen."
"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side."
"Ohh, no thanks. I have seen a baby before"
"What's a terrorist's favourite car? A Ford Exploder."