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Joke of the Day

"I painted my iPhone black so it would run faster. Now I need to jailbreak it."

"I'm curious about the first person who saw an egg drop out of a chicken & said, ""I'm going to eat that."""

"Q: When was the longest day in the Bible? A: The day Adam was created because there was no Eve."

"I'm always frank with my sexual partners I don't want them knowing my real name."

"I was so thankful.... I couldn't thank my friend enough for getting me into fight club. ""Don't mention it!"", he said."

"A classic joke I heard from my friend about Hillary Clinton's emails [deleted]"

"What did the man with leprosy say to the hooker after he paid her? You can keep the tip."

"Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil? No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face."

"What's the coldest part of a man's body? His balls. Two below."

"Me to waitress: Do you validate? Waitress: Parking, you mean? Me: No. Like, can I read you some tweets and you tell me if you like them?"