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Joke of the Day

"A B C D E F G H I J... 10 letters"

"When a clown farts.. Does it smell funny?"

"My son and his friends are great ... They always spray the house with air freshener before I get home"

"100 people get the Swine Flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. ... 100 people get the Swine Flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS and no one wants to wear a condom!"

"What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces? Natural logs."

"Apparently saying ""If you think your wife is fat now, wait till she has the baby"" is not a good way to congratulate someone."

"*jerks off to a picture of a good personality*"

"Did Ilean ever get in touch with you? ""Ilean who?"" I lean over and you kiss my ass!"

"Did you hear about the narcoleptic hair stylist? He dyed in his sleep."

"Why did Aristotle hate French fries? They were fried in ancient grease!"