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Joke of the Day
"What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces? Natural logs."
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"I phoned my work this morning and said, ""Sorry boss, I can't come in today, I have a wee cough."" He said, ""You have a wee cough?"" I said, ""Really? Cheers boss, see you next week!"""
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"If you wanted to be the red ranger as a kid you're probably an asshole nowadays."
"I think it's pretty cool how the Chinese made a language... ...entirely out of tattoos."
"How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!"
"when no one is looking, squirrels use donuts as hula hoops"
"Good ice-breaker How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice I'm.."
"I opened the door and said ""Honey, I'm home..."", she didn't reply She just stood still in the glass jar."
"Trump says that Obama founded ISIS but in his defense Donald thinks that founded is a synonym for ""located"""