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Joke of the Day
"What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces? Natural logs."
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"Snow's so racist."
"What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes? Mr. President."
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"Turns out the button on the elevator with the fireman's hat on it is not the button for a free fireman's hat."
"If you take a dump on a leaf You will have a shitty thyme"
"Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin? He didn't know he had it in him."
"What do you call a bulletproof Irishman? Rick O'Shea."