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Joke of the Day
"When a clown farts.. Does it smell funny?"
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"I'd like to thank /r/TwoXChromosomes... ...for reminding that I'm not logged into my account."
"My friends bakery burned down yesterday Now his business is toast."
"A man walks into hospital ""What's with Jane ?"" ""It doesn't look good"" ""Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"""
"Sorry I'm two hours late for work but I was trying to open a Toaster Strudel icing packet with wet hands."
"if seagulls fly over the sea, what flies over the bay? bagels"
"Tips African country M'lawi"
"What did the chill pigeon say? coo. coo."
"Son: DAD! There's a mobster under my bed! Me: Aaw, cute. You mean monster? Son: No [from under the bed] ""Whatcha gonna do 'bout it big guy?"""
"Why are pilots so honest? Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. ""We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."""