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"What's better than a laxative? Reddit."
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"Donald Trump Will.... Make America Great Again!"
"Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans? Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him."
"Liberty Bowl 2014 Of course it comes as no surprise that just across the street from the ""AutoZone Liberty Bowl"" would be the ""Advanced AutoParts Freedom Bowl""."
"Friend at Memorial Day BBQ: I see you wasted no time with the white pants. Me: These are my legs."
"Empire Strikes Back is still my favorite StarWars episode. One could say it is a perfect 5/7."
"What does Mozart put on his front lawn? Metrognomes"
"When do you kick a midget in the balls? When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice"
"What did the bisexual sperm say in the morning? UGH!! I WANTED EGGS BUT THIS TASTES LIKE ASS!!"
"What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea? ""Your Seoul is mine!"""