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Joke of the Day
"Empire Strikes Back is still my favorite StarWars episode. One could say it is a perfect 5/7."
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"Best Buy: What's your street name? Me: FUNK MASTER FERG bia bia! Best Buy: No, the name of your street."
"They say 1 in 5 people now live next door to a child molester. Can you believe that?? We'll not me, I live next to 2 smokin' hot 12 year olds!"
"If a woman repeats what you just said in the form of a question, you'll be dead soon."
"What idiot named it the English Channel instead of the BB Sea"
"Reasons I think I might be a puppet vampire: 1. Ah ha ha! 2. Ah ha ha! 3. Ah ha ha!"
"Being Poor A man complains to his wife saying, ""We're so poor we can't even afford punchlines to our jokes!"" And she says..."
"[terrorist meeting] ""Let's hit Americans where they gather to shop"" But how will we find these Targets? ""Guys you're not gonna believe this"""
"Ordered a side of fries with my meal and the server forgot and they never came. I have been wronged before, but not like this. Not like this"
"when life gives you lemons, use their natural acidity to temporarily blind your opponent"