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Joke of the Day
"Empire Strikes Back is still my favorite StarWars episode. One could say it is a perfect 5/7."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the man who murdered a dolphin? He was said to have done it on porpoise."
"What kind of bees make the best milk? Boo Bees!"
"What's the difference between pizza and your opinion? I asked for pizza."
"What did the atom say when it lost an electron? I better keep an ion that."
"If your Polly wants a cracker, he's a white supremacist"
"Tomb Raider gave me carpal tunnel syndrome. ...and that was just the box art."
"I bet all those girls that ignored me in high school would still be pretty pleased with that decision"
"how to you put a big buffalo in a freezer???? ZZZZzzzzz dont think it cannot happen just say NO"
"What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas? Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!"