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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump Will.... Make America Great Again!"

"What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire? ""I'm getting the fudge outta here!"""

"Hey Facebook, I really don't care that a friend of mine commented on someone else's status or photo."

"Don't fret, I'll buy you a guitar, no strings attached. You might not want it because you're a little picky."

"What is a chinese pirate an expert at? Flying a plane."

"How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall? Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!"

"Where do you put a badly behaved spaceman? On the astronaughty step."

"What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean? A loan shark!"

"Sat here scratching my ass, spying on the neighbour washing her beaver, it dawns on me. We have some non-traditional pets on our cul-de-sac."

"LPT: If someone is stubbornly blocking the isle at the supermarket with their shopping cart THINK before trying to ram them. You might be standing in front of a mirror. :/"