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Joke of the Day

"What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea? ""Your Seoul is mine!"""

"What's that diving? Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound..."

"Dad : son ,when I was your age I used to walk 6kms to school Son: oh now I get it Dad: get what? Son: why you didn't make it to university"

"What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid."

"If you want sex... A man tells his wife in bed that if she wants sex to reach over and pull on it once. If she doesn't, reach over and pull it 100 times."

"Men are fun to argue with, because even IF they win... they lose."

"What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book? He removed the appendix!"

"The director of ""A Girl in the River"" went to high school with me in Karachi! She won an Oscar! This is not gonna help w my parents. #Oscars"

"When a friend dies, I'm not sure if I should unfriend them on Facebook or occasionally ""poke"" them to see if they're still dead."

"Last week I called a lady a watering hole... but I meant well."