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Joke of the Day
"What did the bisexual sperm say in the morning? UGH!! I WANTED EGGS BUT THIS TASTES LIKE ASS!!"
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"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the building on the other side"
"Ok, another Grandfather joke. Just kidding, they're both dead."
"Ref: I'm sending you off Player: What for? Ref: The rest of the match!"
"What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for? Haploid"
"It's absurd how none of the chicks at this park are recognizing my swag *puts flip phone back in my fanny pack. Rollerblades away*"
"Its wrong that priests have to live a life of forced celibacy . They should get married and let celibacy come upon them the usual way."
"Life milestone: when your iPhone stops autocorrecting ""fuck"" to ""duck."""
"The Cheesecake Factory had a ""Help Wanted"" sign. I was really disappointed that it wasn't to help eat the cheesecake. #FluffyChickProblems"
"Donalds trumps presidential campaign"