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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans? Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him."

"How do you find the vegan on tumblr they find you"

"1890 How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist? (alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended."

"I have no sympathy for amateurs who make sex tapes or take nude pics of themselves and cry ""invasion of privacy"" when they fail to safeguard them and they leak to the media and public."

"What television show best describes a mothers virginity? Lost"

"Hillary Clinton is elected President. JK."

"I was born pessimist My Blood Group is B negative"

"How do you calculate the length of rosemary? Sprigonometry"

"I found out blowing in the dogs face makes her stop barking. I tried the same thing on my wife to make her stop yelling and she bit me."

"Youtube Ads Youtube can insta load a commercial but my 2 minute video takes 10 minutes to buffer."